Whittling or Whistling with Wood

….In answer to the random question on my Blogger page:
Which do you prefer-whittling with soap or whistling with wood?
Here’s my answer:

There’s a lot that one can do
while whittling with soap,
like making figurines
or making holes for rope…
and when it comes to whistling
the only kind that’s good
is the whistle that gets whistled
when one’s whistling with wood.

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